Crack a nut

I caught a thief last night in my kitchen. Just
when I was about to raise the alarm, the
thief said: "Do you remember what I said in
the Bible? I said "I will come like a thief in
the night". "I have come again. Blessed are
you among men that you have stayed awake
as I told you."
Then I looked at the thief, smiled and
replied, "Sir, you have fallen into the hands
of Pontius Pilate again!" I will nail you today!
Ujinga sipendi😂😂😂
Shyroo